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A Tale From Long Ago: Part One

One civilization stands alone in the midst of the chaos, one long forgotten gleam hidden in this dark wasteland...

by sarah24hd
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Lost Lizark - Part One

"These little guys?" I had asked her, allowing a Mimbi to lick my paw through the bars of its cage. "They look pretty harmless to me!"

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Adventures of Cleckstarr: Meuka Madness - Part One

Cleckstarr the Brave crept silently through the forest...

by firefox97ink
 
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Avoiding Getting Eaten



Far too often do Neopians get attacked by Kougras on the shores of Mystery Island, get hit by the Snowager's breath in Happy Valley, get stepped on by Monoceraptor in Tyrannia, burn their tongues with a hot cup of Borovan, or cut their fingers on the sharp edges of that copy of the Times. Has this ever happened to you? No one around to kiss your booboos? Read on, my friend, for in this article, you will learn to avoid those nasty booboos. Sound good? I know. See, I've experienced all this more than once, and one day, I decided enough is enough. So I got a job as a safety inspector...



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Further Ado - Altador Cup
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